2016 SUCKS Song (ft. Grace Helbig)


    Grace is lovely and she makes great things:
    I’ll be on her ‘Not Too Deep’ podcast in a few weeks. 😉

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    Smell that rotting dumpster fire baking?
    That’s this shitty world that we’ve been making
    There’s never been a time like this
    When everybody’s pissed
    That hasn’t ended with some bones a-breaking

    Slinging mud is making people heated
    The earth is getting warmer, even that’s debated
    So whether you lean left or right
    Hope you’re ready for a fight
    Ce la vie to the height of olden days
    Like when we had slaves?

    It’s not so bad
    The dems are cheating
    It’s not so bad
    Look what we’re eating
    It’s not so bad
    There’s no escaping that we’re doomed
    It’s not all bad news

    My name’s Grace and I’m here to say
    There’s good news happening every single day
    Like today, I saw a man, he was walking a cat
    I saw another man fall and I caught it on snapchat
    This made me laugh, this me cry (from laughing)
    I love the jokes on Laffy Taffys
    It’s ok to be down if you get up again
    There’s always good news cause I’m your friend

    What the hell is going on around me
    My dad gives me a gun at every Christian holiday
    It’s always wrong versus right
    Black versus (blue) white
    I’m getting kinda jealous of Harambe

    It’s not so bad
    There’s war and famine
    It’s not so bad
    And Jimmy Fallon
    It’s not so bad
    We must examine why we suck
    We’re not all f*cked

    Yo Grace is back with some really good news
    At least you don’t look like Ted Cruz
    Look at this elephant, look at this child,
    Look at this meme, Rest in Peace
    There’s more diversity, you seen Hamilton?
    Selena Gomez has lupus again,
    But she’s getting ahead of it, she didn’t quit for the hell of it,
    There’s more where that came from if you like the smell of it

    But certainly you see all the darkness around
    The human race is hitting a slump
    But there’s quiet progress being made every single f*cking day
    My uncle used to be a homophobe, but now he’s blow Trump

    It’s Grace, again, what does she want? Well
    I got more good news I’m dying to tell ya
    Jon is a sourpuss but he’s not lost
    Got good news? Stranger Things rocks
    That’s right, that’s awesome, those kids are cute
    The tiger population’s up, well doodleydoot
    Yay, art is doing well cause people need to escape
    And David Bowie’s still alive, I like grapes

    I hope I changed your mind if you were still on the fence
    Three cheers for unrelenting ignorance!

    Hi there! I’m Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella– basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Let’s be friends.


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