Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle (ft. Ken Bone) POLITICLASH 2


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    Alright, Kenny boy. It’s the big day. Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Oh golly, what do I do?

    Vote for me!
    Thirty years in the game
    And although Clinton’s my name
    I’ll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days

    Vote for me!
    My business is booming, I’m entrepreneuring
    Fighting fires with you’re fired, tired of waiting for the legislators

    Vote for me!
    I’m on a mission

    Vote for me!
    I’m tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies
    Black lives matter Afghanis

    Gotta be sure we don’t backtrack
    It’s time to take the country back

    But what are your policies?

    I’d love to answer that but first lemme be shady
    Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady?
    One, two, three, four
    Don’t declare nuclear war!

    What are his policies?
    Malice fueling impossible fallacies?
    Ban religions build fantasies
    A wall to keep out the Wildlings

    I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns?
    You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill’s feelin the Bern
    Or not, you haven’t fronted the Bill since ’95
    Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic

    You’ve dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that’s just the shortlist
    The only thing I’m dropping is the mic
    Great, got rid of Mike Pence
    And while we’re at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies,
    First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s
    Who taught you no means grope? Really though
    Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery slope

    I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries
    If you were an intern or a balloon I’m certain Bill would act similarly
    It’s golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk
    One faux pas and I’m foe fox, I love women,
    Don’t talk
    You’re so two faced, one’s white lies, one’s boldfaced
    Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass

    Our economy’s crumbling, it’s not time for a wannabe
    Least I won’t nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me
    You’re delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash
    I’m shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can’t do math
    It’s the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart
    Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it’s smart
    Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart
    News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart

    Running a country’s just like running business
    I’ll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice
    You’re fired
    BOOM! Now there’s no trouble at customs
    What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims

    Let’s make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies
    Years of Obama’s a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis
    Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite:
    The Bible you didn’t read, and the book about you you didn’t write

    Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails
    This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail
    She’ll be more useful in chains than following up Barack
    And while we’re at it, jail him too, orange is the new black
    I’ll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it
    Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can’t read it
    Trump, beware the old hag
    Trump, she’s just Barack in drag
    Trump, I’ll use that black guy to end her
    Just like Othello, last act
    My fellow class acts, let’s throw back in tow
    And lynch Obama out the White’s House, Jim Crow 2.0

    Hi there! I’m Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella– basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Take a look around.


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