So this was a fun one! Built from the ground up in a couple weeks, doing it old school all by my lonesome. I’m on a little tour at the moment and am so overwhelmed by all the kindnesses y’all have given me (including one letter likening me to a Jesus Camp counsellor). Hope you enjoy this one!
Alright, Kenny boy. It’s the big day. Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Oh golly, what do I do?
Vote for me!
Thirty years in the game
And although Clinton’s my name
I’ll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days
Vote for me!
My business is booming, I’m entrepreneuring
Fighting fires with you’re fired, tired of waiting for the legislators
Vote for me!
I’m on a mission
Vote for me!
I’m tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies
Black lives matter Afghanis
Gotta be sure we don’t backtrack
It’s time to take the country back
But what are your policies?
I’d love to answer that but first lemme be shady
Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady?
One, two, three, four
Don’t declare nuclear war!
What are his policies?
Malice fueling impossible fallacies?
Ban religions build fantasies
A wall to keep out the Wildlings
I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns?
You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill’s feelin the Bern
Or not, you haven’t fronted the Bill since ’95
Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic
You’ve dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that’s just the shortlist
The only thing I’m dropping is the mic
Great, got rid of Mike Pence
And while we’re at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies,
First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s
Who taught you no means grope? Really though
Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery slope
I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries
If you were an intern or a balloon I’m certain Bill would act similarly
It’s golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk
One faux pas and I’m foe fox, I love women,
You’re so two faced, one’s white lies, one’s boldfaced
Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass
Our economy’s crumbling, it’s not time for a wannabe
Least I won’t nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me
You’re delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash
I’m shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can’t do math
It’s the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart
Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it’s smart
Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart
News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart
Running a country’s just like running business
I’ll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice
BOOM! Now there’s no trouble at customs
What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims
Let’s make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies
Years of Obama’s a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis
Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite:
The Bible you didn’t read, and the book about you you didn’t write
Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails
This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail
She’ll be more useful in chains than following up Barack
And while we’re at it, jail him too, orange is the new black
I’ll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it
Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can’t read it
Trump, beware the old hag
Trump, she’s just Barack in drag
Trump, I’ll use that black guy to end her
Just like Othello, last act
My fellow class acts, let’s throw back in tow
And lynch Obama out the White’s House, Jim Crow 2.0
Hi there! I’m Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella– basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Take a look around.