POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders


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    Hi, Hillary here, Woman up
    Been in power for many a year
    Spent a decade or three in political spheres
    You say I’m just first lady, you’re killin me here

    Strolling up to the Whitehouse, I never forget
    The smell of carpe diem carpet bombs and ceiling the debt
    Back when I operated Bill like a marionett
    Sporting Gepetto stilettos taking on ghettos and terror threats

    Then real boy toyed with the wrong brunette
    Pinocchioing poking around to get his wood wet
    Still eight years running, didn’t break a sweat
    Left with my head on my shoulders, I’m no Marie Antoinette

    My speed is breakneck, take checks, won’t apologize for the upset
    Didn’t die with my man, this ain’t no Romeo, Juliet
    Mama’s back for the votes, just call me suffragette
    Forget Bill, I’m an à la carte oligarch and I’m crushing it

    Hi, Clinton is back, Suit up
    In a pants suit and on the attack, Brute up
    Protecting people from here to Iraq
    Gonna pick up that torch from Barack

    You can sing hallelujah, but I’m too much to Handel
    Forget Shonda Rhymes, I invented the Scandal
    Benghazi Nazi paparazzi come and stir up another fuss
    Call TIME magazine, I’m the queen of the cover ups
    Gonna kick ass and take blames, Upper class, I’ll take aim
    Put Bernie in an urn and fight the fanboy fanned flames

    I’m hyper activist, The lion, elephant’s nemesis
    An emotional strategist, black mamba, I’m venomous
    Wrathful warrior pacifist, channel Yahweh in Genesis
    I’m the gaudiest godliest godless minimal feminist
    I’m HRC, New election, new me
    All hail the female in 2016

    So we’re supposed to elect you just because you’re a woman
    You’re less likable than Cruz, and he looks like a melting snowman
    Such excitement for indictment, this email thing’s a bad omen
    Getting cold, better run to Putin before you get Snowden

    Don’t be alarmed, it’s just me, the real Donald Trump
    I’m here to smear to give your ladies and your ratings a bump
    You pumped? I’m the buyer’s choice to make America great again
    Mission’s simple: give permission to let Americans hate again

    Speaking of which, Obama’s a Muslim, talk about foreign aid
    Where was he born? Africa? I popped out in suede
    And hey, when life gave me millions, I made billionaide
    Best served on ice with a plate of Barack O’BBQ in the shade

    Took my casino earnings, brought some cash to the party
    Just spent a weekend at Bernie’s, now we’re crashing the parties
    Poaching establishment voters on a Ferrari safari
    Talkin a big game sipping on some fascist Bacardi

    Jk, I don’t drink, I have self control
    Unless you’re not-white, Rosie O’Donnel, or an internet troll

    Blew up Republican politics like the law was Sharia
    Made Chris Christie my bitchie
    Turned Carson into Madea
    Ted held hands with Fiorina while my fans filled arenas
    Poor bruised abused Cruz, I stole his role in God’s Not Dead 3-uh

    Bernie, baby, take notes from a true inside outsider
    You’re a dumbfounded dumb founder of a movement that floundered
    Your camp can riot at my rallies but don’t show up to fight
    Things get messy when teens start exercising their rights

    So you’re worth millions, well I’m a meme, that’s my net worth
    I’m set, working the net, go on and keep your networks
    I’m gonna polarize ya, pulverize ya, separate the truth from lies
    Can’t stop the young people, Bernie’s gonna youthenize ya

    I’m new and old fashioned, hi, I’m Bernie Sanders
    I came from the streets of Brooklyn to be your chief commander
    I meander gerrymandering and slander from a witch
    Which, by the by, is why I pitched a campaign for the no-rich niche
    Funded by Americans, Bernie’s super packless
    No corruption, no greed
    I’m like a shamwow, no mess

    Hit the campaign trail with black sails
    Eff the police I’m freeing the black males
    Stall white collar low ballers from tipping cash to tip the scales
    Gonna fill the jails with laymen, Hope their souls are worth the savings
    Misbehave in the Caymens,
    Trump, you’re gonna go to hell for your havens, oh boy
    Hey Satan, is this seat taken? America’s gotta white-collar cravin
    I’m the second most popular socialist Jew gettin praised in this nation

    If ya got a couple millions, you’ll be revolushunned
    I got 99 problems, but my percent ain’t 1

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