After Ever After 2 – DISNEY PARODY

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    LYRICS
    If you’ve ever wondered why
    Disney tales all end in lies
    Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true

    Mulan (I’ll Make a Man Out of You)
    After saving China I went home alone
    I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
    I’ve been dressing like a guy for months
    Now I’m losing all control
    I think I am a guy in my soul
    I wanna be a man
    Soldier 1: I’ve never seen a guy so hot
    Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me
    Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I’m so confused)
    Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we’ll get caught
    Soldier 3: Maybe one day he’ll screw me
    Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping
    I’ve gotta be a man
    I’ve got the brains and the bite of females
    Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
    I know I’m ready for transformation
    It’s time to replace all these useless tubes
    (Good for you)

    Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes)
    The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
    Guess my wish came true
    But we never really talked much
    Before he discovered my shoe
    The night after we got married
    I recounted all of my plights
    Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
    My canines turned to coachmen
    Prince threw me in Bedlam that night
    The white jackets say I’m nutty (she’s nutty as a bat)
    Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food)
    But their pills turn my brain to putty
    Now Lucifer’s not just my cat (I AM SATAN)
    Their insulin puts me under
    Shock therapy’s made me insane
    And after years of steady frying
    The doctors gave up trying
    They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain

    Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper)
    I spent a bloomin lifetime
    To open my cafe
    Then I took a dive in 2005
    Now it’s washed away (it’s all washed away)
    I was picked up by a chopper
    After four nights on my roof
    Now my new home is the Astrodome
    Cause New Orleans ain’t Katrina proof
    Ya better carry ’round a shotgun
    Or looters take your kids
    Ya better pee inside of jam jars
    Be sure to keep those lids (ew)
    We needed Noah but we got Bush
    Our “savior” flew away and hid
    Rough seas and levees,
    Rough seas and levees,
    Rough seas and levees, I’m dead

    Elsa (Let It Go)
    There is no snow on the mountain tonight
    Just sulfur in the air
    A kingdom of greenhouse gases
    Only Bill Nye seems to care
    My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
    It’s time I show the strength of an evil queen
    With Germany and Putin, too
    I’ll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo
    We’re going green by spilling red
    And if you’re not dead
    I built a hoard of evil snowmen
    We’re gonna take over the world
    Let it snow, let it snow
    Now Fox News will need heat lamps
    Let it snow, let it snow
    I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa)
    We don’t care who we have to slay
    Let my troops march on
    The cold’s coming back and it’s here to stay

    Tiana: I sunk like a brick
    Cinderella: Prince thinks I’m sick
    Elsa: Ice is melting quick
    Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem

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