After Ever After – DISNEY Parody



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    If you’ve ever wondered why
    Disney’s tales all end in lies
    Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true

    I loved being princess down in — this beautiful ocean blue
    But mermaids are going missing — they end up in someone’s stew
    So just try to put yourself in — to somebody else’s gills
    You’re killing my ecosystem — with fishing and oil spills
    Thank you BP, thank you BP
    The British are killing, oil is spilling
    Now I can’t see… MY EYES!
    Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins
    Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
    Oceans are browning, I think I’m drowning
    Thanks to BP

    Hey, I’m OK, but I’m slightly scared
    My husband’s a mark for the War on Terror
    Aladdin was taken by the CIA
    We’re not Taliban
    You’ve got the wrong man
    In Guantanamo Bay
    Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
    Interrogation from the nation of the “free”
    Bin Laden’s taken the fall
    We’re not trained pilots at all
    Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
    We’re for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
    Bush was crazy, Obama’s lazy, al-Qaeda’s not in this country
    Set free my Prince Ali

    A whore! A whore!
    A whore, a whore, a whore!
    This town’s gone wild since I married Adam
    They think I’m going straight to hell
    But the charges laid on me
    Of bestiality
    Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
    No, I’m overrun by mad men
    I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
    They legit believe I’m Satan
    And now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away

    After John Smith traveled back to England
    I helped my people cultivate the fields
    More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
    And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
    They forced us into unknown lands of exile
    They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
    So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon
    When I separate their bodies from their heads
    Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
    Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
    Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball?
    Can you paint with the red colors in these men
    I can murder if I please
    Cause I’m dying of disease
    I can paint with the red colors in these men

    Thanks to BP
    Where’s Prince Ali?
    I’ve got STDs

    Hi there! I’m Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella– basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Take a look around.


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