YOUTUBE CULTURE: A Song

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    It’s finally on iTUNES! :] http://bit.ly/koolaidkult

    Seriously big thanks to these peeps for their generosity:
    Kingsley target=”_blank” rel=”nofollow”>https://www.youtube.com/ItsKingsleyBitch
    Flula https://www.youtube.com/djflula
    Anna Akana https://www.youtube.com/annaakana
    Steve Zaragoza https://www.youtube.com/stevezaragoza
    MysteryGuitarMan https://www.youtube.com/mysteryguitarman
    Timothy DeLaGhetto http://bit.ly/19o3wq3
    Jack Douglass https://www.youtube.com/jacksfilms

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    LYRICS

    VERSE 1
    I’m a famous clown in a flower crown
    My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
    My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
    It’s just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens

    Don’t care for money, Don’t care about the fame
    I’m just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames
    After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
    I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

    I conjure fame with challenge vids and
    I play drinking games to target kids and
    I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee

    Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
    The YouTube Cult

    VERSE 2
    Hey guys, I’m on tour, so tug on mommy’s hair
    If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA
    Hopping town to town in my first class flight
    Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn’t write

    YouTubers had morals back in 2011
    More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
    Now we’re snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin’ in
    Quality to quantity, it’s Kubrick to Kardashian

    I idolize your idle eyes and
    I’m monetizing kissing guys and
    I won’t come out the closet till I’ve got something to sell about it

    Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
    YouTube Lie
    Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
    The YouTube Cult

    BRIDGE
    There’s a mystery to being at the top
    People think I’m divine
    But the truth, I’m no hero
    I just play one online

    VERSE 3
    I’m like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
    Cause, yeah, I’m just a normal guy but also I’m a god
    So I didn’t write my book, Jesus didn’t write the bible
    I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples

    I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
    They purchase my biography, despite the fact I’m twenty three
    So love me, and I’ll love you more
    Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store

    I’m privileged, white, and rich, and male and
    You are not, so worship at my YouTube sale
    I put the “I” in “defy” and suddenly you deify me

    Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation
    The YouTube Sin
    Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
    YouTube Lie
    Welcome, welcome
    I said welcome to the YouTube Cult

    Hi there! I’m Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella– basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Let’s be friends.

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